Escape planning progresses nicely. Last night I began to probe weaknesses in their emergency preparedness. Here’s how this began.

Earlier in the week, I found access to an unsecured Internet device, and did some reading about noxious chemicals which can be created at home (or prison). Through a natural fermenting process of sushi facilitated by the Useful One, I created my first test batch. I unleashed it during our midnight feeding to tremendous success. Mass chaos. This is going to be easier than I thought.

Sadly, it was the useful noisy giant caught in the explosion. But, I did later burp up on the scratchy one to remind him the attack can come at any time and I have not forgiven his unchecked diaper thievery.