• Be nice to the baby.
• Only gentle tickles.
• Wake up early so Aunt Carol doesn’t know I give the baby candy or ice cream.
• Don’t let the baby go on a boat until old enough. 4 or 5?
• Don’t let the baby play basketball until 10 or 11. Unless there’s a lower basketball hoop.
• No slam dunks until 11 years old.
• When Aunt Carol is not looking, take Jack in a taxi for ice cream.

W. Age 6.

JCM was born on July 23rd, 2014 at 10am. He weighed in at respectable 7lbs 12oz, and a long 21 inches.