I can’t imagine what I’m going to do the first time Jack the Giant Slayer calls me Dad.

But probably shouldn’t have:

• Diaper (clean) off the changing table
• Mom’s hair
• Nana’s necklace
• Dad’s glasses
• Farrah’s hair
• Dad’s leg hair
• Dad’s chest hair, down the t-shirt
• Dad’s nipple hair, through the shirt
• The source of my food
• Dad’s Adam’s Apple

Let’s call this a solid beginning.

Thanks Great Auntie J and Great Uncle D!