W’s advice for new fathers

  • Be nice to the baby.
  • Only gentle tickles.
  • Wake up early so Aunt Carol doesn’t know I give the baby candy or ice cream.
  • Don’t let the baby go on a boat until old enough. 4 or 5?
  • Don’t let the baby play basketball until 10 or 11. Unless there’s a lower basketball hoop.
  • No slam dunks until 11 years old.
  • When Aunt Carol is not looking, take Jack in a taxi for ice cream.

W. Age 6.

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