- Be nice to the baby.
- Only gentle tickles.
- Wake up early so Aunt Carol doesn’t know I give the baby candy or ice cream.
- Don’t let the baby go on a boat until old enough. 4 or 5?
- Don’t let the baby play basketball until 10 or 11. Unless there’s a lower basketball hoop.
- No slam dunks until 11 years old.
- When Aunt Carol is not looking, take Jack in a taxi for ice cream.
W. Age 6.
Sage advice!
Delightful wisdom.