But probably shouldn’t have:
- Diaper (clean) off the changing table
- Mom’s hair
- Nana’s necklace
- Dad’s glasses
- Farrah’s hair
- Dad’s leg hair
- Dad’s chest hair, down the t-shirt
- Dad’s nipple hair, through the shirt
- The source of my food
- Dad’s Adam’s Apple
Let’s call this a solid beginning.
Jack, you have only just begun! Watch out Mom and Dad!
Turns out J is quite the multitasker, like his mom. He was able to drool on me while yanking my arm hair.